hmmmm.
yes... but would jesus have an "i love me" bumper sticker?.
from the boston channel.... group asks 'what would jesus drive?'.
Actually, you're all wrong. I drive a black 97 Saturn SL2. Gets me around, doesn't break, and gets good gas milage. Before that I drove a 92 Mazda 929, 88 Ford Tempo (not by choice), and 85 Ford Mustang.
Some of you may remember from earlier discussions on this board that I would very much rather be driving a DeLorean. All donations to help this happen would be greatly appreciated.
Question answered.
would not you enjoy perfection in all these sparkling facets?perfect life?perfect i.q.
?perfect mind?perfect looks?perfect health?perfect house?perfect intellect?perfect happiness?perfect knowledge?perfect government?perfect infrastructure?perfect loving marriage?perfect spectacular sex?perfect standard of living?perfect specimen of a body?perfect prosperous happy world?perfect infinite lifespan with all the above?.
on top of all this the frosting on the cake is earth becoming a perfect planet where every square inch of surface area is like a lush botanical garden.. i dare anyone to tell me with a clear conscience they would not want all of this and look forward to wonderful things that surpass the scope of our imaginations.
This is a perfect example of your not understanding what I'm saying. If a person does not know that Christ exists or understand why Christ came to Earth and died, then how can they accept Christ?
Actually, even though I like to tell some of you that I died for you that's not really what happened. Dad got kind of drunk one night and knocked up Mary. Had the kid that was supposed to be born come into this world, well, let's just say if you think the Spice Girls were bad........ Long story short, I was sent down here to clean things up and help keep mom quiet about that one little night where dad decided to pay a visit.
In all honesty, this does answer one of those long thought of questions. "Could god create a condem that's so strong that it would even be able to survive his sperm?" The anser, of course would be a resounding "NO!!!!"
Also, my apologies to Santa Claus. In all honesty though, I never really said those words that are attributed to me in the bible and have no clue where they came from. Come on, the oldest writings that are supposed to be attributed to me weren't found until close to 100 years after I died. How accurate do you expect them to really be? Anyway, I'm hoping Santa gets me some really cool birthday gifts this year.
i work in the lending industry, im an account rep for a wholesale mortgage bank.
royal bank of canada in newyork.
edited by - hamptonite21 on 12 november 2002 22:40:6.
cygnus what is wrong with you?
Hey, at least cyg isn't a high school guidance counselor!
i work in the lending industry, im an account rep for a wholesale mortgage bank.
royal bank of canada in newyork.
edited by - hamptonite21 on 12 november 2002 22:40:6.
Savior to all mankind. I also work as a go between between you all and dad though if more of you would learn chicken latin you'd make my life sooooooo much easier.
what would make you come back to the organisation?
after the 9-11 events, many were scared of what would happen next, and returned to the meetings.
now that the dust has fallen, in more ways than one, what event in your life would make you reconsider and go back this time for good.. .
Ok, whoever put the sounds on this thread is getting smited with a third nipple on their forehead for that. Sorry, but I don't want to wait for a long download just so I can be annoyed. I've said it once, I'll say it a million times, anyone who adds sounds to their post deserves a slow and painful death.
what would make you come back to the organisation?
after the 9-11 events, many were scared of what would happen next, and returned to the meetings.
now that the dust has fallen, in more ways than one, what event in your life would make you reconsider and go back this time for good.. .
A serious head injury that also made me think that cheese grows on trees out in my backyard.
would not you enjoy perfection in all these sparkling facets?perfect life?perfect i.q.
?perfect mind?perfect looks?perfect health?perfect house?perfect intellect?perfect happiness?perfect knowledge?perfect government?perfect infrastructure?perfect loving marriage?perfect spectacular sex?perfect standard of living?perfect specimen of a body?perfect prosperous happy world?perfect infinite lifespan with all the above?.
on top of all this the frosting on the cake is earth becoming a perfect planet where every square inch of surface area is like a lush botanical garden.. i dare anyone to tell me with a clear conscience they would not want all of this and look forward to wonderful things that surpass the scope of our imaginations.
Hey Derrick, I hate to tell you but the bible is a load of poopy. I should know. I wrote it. Hate to break it to you but it needs to be said. Belief in the bible is about as sound as belief in Santa Claus. Sure, there are some empty promises that I wrote while I was drunken but promises aren't always kept, even if you want them to be.
Also, one thing that really bugged me about your post, your insistence that the whole will be some lush garden. You're a fool for that. Certain areas of the world are totaly inhospitable for plantlife and many people would prefer to keep it that way. Some of my friends just absolutely love the desert and wouldn't trade it for a garden even if you paid them. Others love nice barren ice fields. In the future, please keep your own version of perfection to yourself so those of us who prefer either the extreme heat or cold don't have to suffer with delusional morons such as yourself.
Edited because, even though I am perfect and all, I still can't spell.
Edited by - Jesus Christ on 12 November 2002 14:6:54
hello hobbits.
having had to make some public transport arrangements of late as the nsx is in the workshop enjoying a makeover and lube, i have been exposed to the wittings on walls, often found in public toilets.. today i found myself a guest at a train station cubicle on the way back from work.. as i sat on the ' throne ', i decided to make some note on the masonry wall, as to my state of mind at the time.
i wrote something to the effect..... ' and the daemon before vanishing uttered his last three words then fled.."god is dead ".
Back in high school one of my friends was a DJ for the school station and a few of us would stay after with him to play what we wanted and take turns being the DJ. Being as we were quite often the last students to be in the building we (it was always just a small group of 4 or 5 guys) would go sneak into the girls' bathrooms around the school and write about how great we all were on the walls. What was really humiliating, though, was when one of the girls went to the school would write underneath it about how untrue that was. Ouch.
there were some in my old congregation that would boast to anybody who would listen that they go to 2 district/circuit assemblies.
the reason for this is because they would so-called work at the assembly they were assigned to, so they couldn't get the full benefit from the program.
so, they supposedly attended another assembly so they can sit and <cough> enjoy the program.
Some of the teenagers I knew would go to two assemblies. Why? That was the one place where you could go and meet members of the opposite sex. Go early, walk around and flirt, sleep through the morning sessions (often to get rid of a hang over), walk around during lunch in hopes of getting girls, sleep through the hot afternoon sessions (remembering to clap when you heard anyone else doing it), after its over make plans for the evening, stay out way too late and get way to drunk. Repeat.
I tried it once or twice but that about it. JW girls tended to either be goody-goody and not do anything at all or to much of an air head to talk to for more than 2 minutes. In fact, just about all (with the exception of one or two) or the ones who didn't fall into that catagory are no longer JW's.
You know, from what you've read of me in the bible you'd think I'm forgiving but, like so many other things in the bible that are incredibly wrong, I'm not forgiving at all. I'm still pissed off at Peter over that whole denial thing.
